#this is for the teenage thirty year olds
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When the world needed her (Massie Block) most... she returned
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so funny how in the first season of the witcher which spans decades has so many major characters that are basically immortal and don’t age… except for one, the totally normal human bard who looks exactly the same in his last appearance of the season as he did in his first twenty years prior for absolutely no reason. like did they just forget or
#the witcher#the actor lmao#they say to this man in his early thirties okay first you’re gonna play an 18 year old. then later we see him at 38 (MINIMUM).#like no matter how they spin it (aging jaskier up so the thirty-something isn’t playing a teenager)#(or aging jaskier down as much as possible so the thirty something isn’t playing a fifty year old)#the man is playing a character twenty years apart with little change in makeup and wardrobe#hilarious#kenny posts#kenny rants
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There is a spectrum of ‘adults playing teenagers in high school’, on one end is Riverdale, on the other is Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
#only one is correct#but everything falls in between#(nerdy prudes is correct because they capture how awkward and awful it is to be a teenager#while also having us delight in watching like. a thirty year old pretend to be an anime obsessed geek)#(it’s so goofy and funny and played for laughs as it should be)#npmd#starkid#Riverdale#nerdy prudes must die#my post#Hatchetfield
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25 for any applicable characters?
I'm so sorry to report that Caeru is not one of the OCs who has OCs 😔 he should tbh. Torturing a fictional little guy could fix him.
In terms of OCs who actually do have OCs... I'm not sure I have that many? It's not a thing I've actually thought that much about. I should consider it more often though. It's a very fun hypothetical.
I think Oppy (pictured below- little green throne baby) probably has at least a few OCs, given that they're a creatively minded teenager with very little else to do. She's got that OC swag. I believe in her. He could take over the world if he wanted to.
In terms of OCs y'all are more likely to actually know- the Scoundrel is a published author and a very famous poet in-universe. That probably counts for an OC or two, right? Even if said OCs are just thinly veiled self inserts that just so happen to be dating giant alien furry monsters...
#i also feel like lark would have an oc just bc he's a latent theatre kid and he has way too much free time#he's like. the guy who starts out playing dnd for a joke and then by session 3 he's REALLY invested in it#and suddenly deathkiller the magic kenku is having a heartwrenching death scene and everyone is crying about it#he's that kind of guy.#ask#opportunel jumpscare... my BELOVED...#thirty year old ten foot tall teenager that is also a mute circle that constantly screams#one of the best scrunklies ive ever made i think
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mentors! teachers! librarians! old ladies you see at the grocery or the knitting shop once in a while! middle aged men who are regulars at the same hardware store! the teenagers who come to the local game shops board game events and THEIR little siblings!
do you believe you dont share common humanity with any of these people?????
or do you have bizarre ideas gatekeeping the "sanctity" of friendship limiting it to only people you could have gone to high school with???
"what do a 19 and a 28 year old even have in common"
WE ARE ON THIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BLUE EARTH AT THE SAME TIME, ENJOYING THE GLORIOUS EXPERIMENT THAT IS HUMANITY, GOOD SIR!!!!!
this isnt even about dating-- like fuck no you couldnt PAY me to date someone in their early twenties NOW!!! but this is how we're being about FRIENDSHIP??????
#when i was fifteen and Going Through It bc i was a Fifteen Year Old Lesbian (though i didnt KNOW that last bit)#one of my truest friendships was with the thirty five year old mother of three at church#she was the mia maids counselor in YW and she is STILL one of the coolest and most charismatic people i know#though we lost touch when their family moved out of state#her oldest is a hs senior now!! im so proud!! but to Me she's still going to be four years old forever#like. when i am Friends with a significantly younger person its not the Same as Friends with age peer#older friends tend to give more to younger friends than they take and vice versa. you dont burden a teenager with the messy details#but you listen to theirs! you give them perspective and a shoulder to cry on and they give you perspective and hope for their bright future#god.#as an Autist who really struggled getting along with my peers as a teenager i was often#relegated to babysitting (which i loved!) bc i Get kids theyre much more straightforward#or to being The Good Kid hanging at the adult table bc i was polite and thought i was So clever#i would not be Me without community#and community is just a web of people supporting each other#what is friendship if not that?
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I was hoping for savannah steyn as young Ahsoka because of the resemblance but after watching it I’m so so glad they went for a younger actress who is the actual age Ahsoka was because it made it so much more jarring seeing her as an actual child soldier and she was incredible
#ahsoka#ahsoka tano#Ariana gleenblatt#Ahsoka spoilers#we are too used to seeing thirty year olds playing teenagers
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Which of Shakespeare's plays is your favorite? Mine is Macbeth
I haven't read Macbeth yet unfortunately but I know the plot and have been told by all my friends that I have The Vibes, which is pretty cool. The plays I've read are Hamlet, Henry V, Julius Caesar, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Twelfth Night, The Merchant of Venice, and The Tempest.
This is kinda the basic answer but Hamlet was the first play I put on and the first Shakespeare I ever read, and it got me through some really hard times so I'm extremely attached to it. It's also just an amazing story and I have MANY opinions on the characters, especially hamlet, laertes, ophelia, and horatio, as well as the countless parallels,
I mean, come on. You gotta know that when the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it's a side plot happening off stage that gets brought up once that it must be one hell of a play.
#every time hamlet does anything ever#it was the worst possible decision he could have made#his vibes are rancid#he is a thirty year old teenager#I hate him#lovingly#and the fact that I roast him relentlessly knowing full well that he is me makes the play better#hamlet#shakespeare#asks
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a girl i went to middle school with got married and has a kid with the man who's been her dance instructor since she was eight years old ✌️😗🔫
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If you don’t know how to interact with kids my number one tip is to just treat them how you wish you were treated at that age.
#source I work with kids at my job lol#like if I’m talking to a 4 year old and they’re telling me a story I say ‘Woah! yeah! awesome!’ and at the bare minimum pretend I’m listenin#kids want to be taken seriously and want to know that the things they say matter. give them reassurance that it does matter!!!!#a young teenager is going to want to be treated like an adult. this doesn’t meant don’t tell them anything.#it means listen to their opinions and how they’re feeling and validate it.#if a kid is struggling they don’t want to be called out and embarrassed for it. take them to the side and help them!!!!#inspired by that children post and also my stupid fucking coworker who yells at autistic 6 year olds#like this man genuinely has beef with an autistic six year old. did you are thirty. get over it.#anyway.#treat kids how you want to be treated at that age.
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just a quick reminder - absolutely NO joe alwyn slander/hate is welcome or allowed on my blog. it's frankly exhausting seeing how much swifties villianize him simply because of his break up of taylor. you don't even know him. neither do i, which is why i'm not going to pretend like i do. if you don't like what i said, that's respectfully not my problem. just leave the poor man alone, where's your human empathy god.
HEAVY rant down in the tags so beware.
#this is singlehandedly the last time i'm telling you this#absolutely zero slander#joe alwyn#taylor swift#i only talk about him if i see a mean post or smth??#but for now i'm not gonna bring him up#not because i'm tired of HIM exactly#but more because of how much hate he's been receiving from the fandom#the fandom who doesn't know a single fucking thing about his and taylor's relationship#this is EXACTLY why i don't feel comfortable being a swiftie tbh#because of toxic and mean swifties who attack joe and everyone else who isn't part of taylor's life anymore#including olivia (who hasn't done anything wrong except stop mentioning taylor?? which isn't a bad thing AT ALL)#y'all need to grow up get a job get an actual life and touch some grass while you're at all of that too#it's literal 20/30-YEAR-OLDS throwing hate#fucking twenty/thirty years olds#and i'm just a fucking teenager for crying out loud#yet grown ass immature swifties don't seem to comprehend what they're doing is wrong and mean and hurtful#this is a HUMAN BEING with real emotions who is being affected by all this shameful bullying#i'm obviously not talking about ALL swifties#my mutuals (who don't attack joe) are absolutely incredible and amazing - meaning this post is not directed towards them at all#i just need to express my distaste and disappointment in the swiftie community#in THIS house we respect and stan and love joe alwyn#not only because he helped and was there for taylor during one of the most darkest times of her life#but ALSO he's a good person who's done nothing wrong but want privacy#wanting privacy isn't a bad thing in any way shape or form#i'm not even trying to be rude or anything either?#i'm just telling the truth which is smth MANY parasocial swifties need to hear#some ppl (aka swifties) won't even bother to read this but honestly i don't even care?#.
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watching grown ass adults dig for clout on tiktok will never not be funny to me.
#saw a video of some thirty year old woman trauma dumping on a starbucks barista#and the amount of grown ass people who fake disorders/neurodivergency is disgusting#and i literally found videos of parents filming their kids autistic meltdowns#like WHAT#as someone who’s experienced overstimulation and meltdowns it’s not some cutesy thing#it’s really embarrassing#the ones i have had have all been in public and i either shut down or i have a mental breakdown#and if someone fucking filmed me i would be mortified#and the people on there who mock people for their mental disorders like#(i know i’m two years late but i’m talking about ppl like tics and roses who blatantly fake this shit)#and the amount of people who will literally film themselves trauma dumping on teenagers is awful#i fucking hate tiktok#almost everyone on there is either an asshole a creep or a dumb fucker#like jesus#skipper rants#not south park
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imagine a world. where character meta extends beyond a list of diagnoses
#sorry I’ve been having a rough transition from enjoying a media solo to seeing it posted about by teenagers and thirty year olds who go on#tiktok for news#it’s not that it’s wrong it’s just that it’s the literal only thing anyone talks about and every single character sttribute is#just evidence for another laundry list of diagnoses like ok I guess
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I think part of the reason why Hannibal appealed to me so much is because it's gay men written by a gay man. I have a sixth sense for when it's a straight woman writing a gay relationship and it's driving me up the fucking wall
#They always do the same things and dilute behaviours so much#You can just TELL#SZOUGHTS#Not as a 'they're not allowed to write gay people!!!' thing either? But as a 'Why the fuck is the mlm subgenre crammed full of thirty /#/ year old straight women writing gay teenagers
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Damn it's so hard for shows with kid protagonists to handle really tight time frames this happened with A Series of Unfortunate Events, Percy Jackson, and now Avatar The Last Airbender if only there was some sort of story telling medium that didn't have this problem
#it's just so hard to work around the fact that kids age there's literally nothing we can do#I know let's cast thirty year olds and give teenagers unrealistic body expectations!
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me in my bathrobe at 8 am, hovered over the kitchen counter horking down bread that's a couple days old & slathered in butter for breakfast, having called in sick because I didn't get enough sleep and am just about ready to go back to bed: ah yes, the transmasc experience
#there's something very teenage boy but with the taste of a thirty year old man about it all idk#I've been on T for a year now y'all and the sleep problem is like manageable now#but with my full time 8am job every so often i just give up and say “can't work too sleepy” lmao#the gull rambles#transmasc#bonus points for the fact that I have also already showered and slathered my back with the acne wash I've had to start using lol
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apparently today two of my coworkers were making fun of me?? While we were outside and I was playing with the kids and like… idk like I’m a fat autistic woman. I don’t like being laughed at, this is far from the first time. But also like, you work with toddlers. I’m running around, chasing kids, tickling them, checkin in on them and you’re sitting there laughing at me? Get a little silliness in your heart and maybe the kids will like you better idk
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#personal logs#also one of them is a teenager which like okay sure expected#the other is a thirty year old woman with one kid and another on the way#ma’am you are grown
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