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badlydrawnlips · 6 months ago

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When the world needed her (Massie Block) most... she returned

#the clique #the clique books #lisi harrison #oh my god #this is for the teenage thirty year olds

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irradiatedsnakes · 3 months ago

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

#TEENAGER?????????????????????????????????/#THEIR BODY MODEL WAS IN THEIR MID THIRTIES WHEN THOSE PICTURES WERE TAKEN #THAT IS A THIRTY FOUR YEAR OLD MAN FROM REAL LIFE.

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kenisle · 10 months ago

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so funny how in the first season of the witcher which spans decades has so many major characters that are basically immortal and don’t age… except for one, the totally normal human bard who looks exactly the same in his last appearance of the season as he did in his first twenty years prior for absolutely no reason. like did they just forget or

#the witcher #the actor lmao #they say to this man in his early thirties okay first you’re gonna play an 18 year old. then later we see him at 38 (MINIMUM).#like no matter how they spin it (aging jaskier up so the thirty-something isn’t playing a teenager)#(or aging jaskier down as much as possible so the thirty something isn’t playing a fifty year old)#the man is playing a character twenty years apart with little change in makeup and wardrobe #hilarious #kenny posts #kenny rants

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seaglassdinosaur · 1 year ago

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There is a spectrum of ‘adults playing teenagers in high school’, on one end is Riverdale, on the other is Nerdy Prudes Must Die.

#only one is correct #but everything falls in between #(nerdy prudes is correct because they capture how awkward and awful it is to be a teenager #while also having us delight in watching like. a thirty year old pretend to be an anime obsessed geek)#(it’s so goofy and funny and played for laughs as it should be)#npmd #starkid #Riverdale #nerdy prudes must die #my post #Hatchetfield

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thegreatyin · 5 months ago

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25 for any applicable characters?

I'm so sorry to report that Caeru is not one of the OCs who has OCs 😔 he should tbh. Torturing a fictional little guy could fix him.

In terms of OCs who actually do have OCs... I'm not sure I have that many? It's not a thing I've actually thought that much about. I should consider it more often though. It's a very fun hypothetical.

I think Oppy (pictured below- little green throne baby) probably has at least a few OCs, given that they're a creatively minded teenager with very little else to do. She's got that OC swag. I believe in her. He could take over the world if he wanted to.

In terms of OCs y'all are more likely to actually know- the Scoundrel is a published author and a very famous poet in-universe. That probably counts for an OC or two, right? Even if said OCs are just thinly veiled self inserts that just so happen to be dating giant alien furry monsters...

#i also feel like lark would have an oc just bc he's a latent theatre kid and he has way too much free time #he's like. the guy who starts out playing dnd for a joke and then by session 3 he's REALLY invested in it #and suddenly deathkiller the magic kenku is having a heartwrenching death scene and everyone is crying about it #he's that kind of guy.#ask #opportunel jumpscare... my BELOVED...#thirty year old ten foot tall teenager that is also a mute circle that constantly screams #one of the best scrunklies ive ever made i think

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theprocfilesystem · 3 months ago

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#oh god I have just realized i'm so ducking teenager #I got a whole bunch of piercings and hoped i'd get attention as a result #and then got real sad when my dad didn't react #oh this is a new low for this almost-thirty-year-old woman #alas!

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galacticwildfire · 2 years ago

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I was hoping for savannah steyn as young Ahsoka because of the resemblance but after watching it I’m so so glad they went for a younger actress who is the actual age Ahsoka was because it made it so much more jarring seeing her as an actual child soldier and she was incredible

#ahsoka #ahsoka tano #Ariana gleenblatt #Ahsoka spoilers #we are too used to seeing thirty year olds playing teenagers

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starry-teacup · 1 year ago

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Which of Shakespeare's plays is your favorite? Mine is Macbeth

I haven't read Macbeth yet unfortunately but I know the plot and have been told by all my friends that I have The Vibes, which is pretty cool. The plays I've read are Hamlet, Henry V, Julius Caesar, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Twelfth Night, The Merchant of Venice, and The Tempest.

This is kinda the basic answer but Hamlet was the first play I put on and the first Shakespeare I ever read, and it got me through some really hard times so I'm extremely attached to it. It's also just an amazing story and I have MANY opinions on the characters, especially hamlet, laertes, ophelia, and horatio, as well as the countless parallels,

I mean, come on. You gotta know that when the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it's a side plot happening off stage that gets brought up once that it must be one hell of a play.

#every time hamlet does anything ever #it was the worst possible decision he could have made #his vibes are rancid #he is a thirty year old teenager #I hate him #lovingly #and the fact that I roast him relentlessly knowing full well that he is me makes the play better #hamlet #shakespeare #asks

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officialpenisenvy · 1 year ago

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a girl i went to middle school with got married and has a kid with the man who's been her dance instructor since she was eight years old ✌️😗🔫

#i hateeeee men. THIRTY TWO years old getting a teenager pregnant.

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gothighunicorntolerance · 10 months ago

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If you don’t know how to interact with kids my number one tip is to just treat them how you wish you were treated at that age.

#source I work with kids at my job lol #like if I’m talking to a 4 year old and they’re telling me a story I say ‘Woah! yeah! awesome!’ and at the bare minimum pretend I’m listenin #kids want to be taken seriously and want to know that the things they say matter. give them reassurance that it does matter!!!!#a young teenager is going to want to be treated like an adult. this doesn’t meant don’t tell them anything.#it means listen to their opinions and how they’re feeling and validate it.#if a kid is struggling they don’t want to be called out and embarrassed for it. take them to the side and help them!!!!#inspired by that children post and also my stupid fucking coworker who yells at autistic 6 year olds #like this man genuinely has beef with an autistic six year old. did you are thirty. get over it.#anyway.#treat kids how you want to be treated at that age.

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alaskan-wallflower · 2 years ago

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watching grown ass adults dig for clout on tiktok will never not be funny to me.

#saw a video of some thirty year old woman trauma dumping on a starbucks barista #and the amount of grown ass people who fake disorders/neurodivergency is disgusting #and i literally found videos of parents filming their kids autistic meltdowns #like WHAT #as someone who’s experienced overstimulation and meltdowns it’s not some cutesy thing #it’s really embarrassing #the ones i have had have all been in public and i either shut down or i have a mental breakdown #and if someone fucking filmed me i would be mortified #and the people on there who mock people for their mental disorders like #(i know i’m two years late but i’m talking about ppl like tics and roses who blatantly fake this shit)#and the amount of people who will literally film themselves trauma dumping on teenagers is awful #i fucking hate tiktok #almost everyone on there is either an asshole a creep or a dumb fucker #like jesus #skipper rants #not south park

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topaztimes · 1 year ago

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I think part of the reason why Hannibal appealed to me so much is because it's gay men written by a gay man. I have a sixth sense for when it's a straight woman writing a gay relationship and it's driving me up the fucking wall

#They always do the same things and dilute behaviours so much #You can just TELL #SZOUGHTS #Not as a 'they're not allowed to write gay people!!!' thing either? But as a 'Why the fuck is the mlm subgenre crammed full of thirty /#/ year old straight women writing gay teenagers

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yusuke-of-valla · 1 year ago

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Damn it's so hard for shows with kid protagonists to handle really tight time frames this happened with A Series of Unfortunate Events, Percy Jackson, and now Avatar The Last Airbender if only there was some sort of story telling medium that didn't have this problem

#it's just so hard to work around the fact that kids age there's literally nothing we can do #I know let's cast thirty year olds and give teenagers unrealistic body expectations!

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blairwld · 2 years ago

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love watching shows out of context. Peyton was pissed about Brooke sleeping with her exboyfriend but apparently Peyton cheated several times with Brooke's ex boyfriend

#another thing that is really fun is trying to figure out who is a teenager and who is an adult #'this is a sixteen year old and this is a fourty year old'#they are both thirty but ok #i don't have all the context but i'm kinda on Brooke's side #also i knew haley was the good girl and finding out she is pregnant was crazy #i am rambling

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carolmunson · 2 years ago

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16 and are u good at it?

16. can you drive?

i'm a virgin who can't drive.

#never learned!#i love being a thirty year old teenager!

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stabknives · 2 months ago

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Maybe i'll adjust some ages...

#I think i'd take a year off monroe so he's 19 when he gets arrested and not 20 #and make redd 24 at the start. tht would make chris 28.#GAH! but i liked chris being thirty. i liked tht he was a thirty year old man who had no reason to be beefing w a teenager #i could make redd 28 and tht would make chris 32... which would make the age difference between monroe and redd 10 years?#🤔#stabtxt

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